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Boojee Sniper

Break their
illusion.

Point it at a competitor's domain. Boojee runs a real, verifiable audit of their current site — then delivers a complete takeover package: real findings, a proposed new site, and a pitch ready to send.

10+ Real signals measured
48h Full package delivery
$298 Starting price

How It Works

Three deliverables.
One request.

You give us a domain. We do the work — no tools to install, no access needed to their systems.

01
Real Site Audit

We run a passive, public-signals audit of the competitor's homepage: HTTPS, load time, mobile readiness, SEO structure, structured data, security headers, platform, and more. Every finding is a real measurement — nothing fabricated.

02
Takeover Report

A structured JSON + human-readable report maps every gap to a specific Boojee fix, scores the site 0–100, and ranks gaps by severity. The exact lever a prospect needs to see to feel the difference.

03
Kill Sheet & Pitch

A branded one-page "kill sheet" shows their site score vs. what Boojee builds — designed to be dropped in an email, shared as a link, or used in a sales call. Clear, honest, damning.

Signals Measured

Every check is a
real measurement.

No guesswork. No third-party scores. Everything below is pulled directly from the live site — the same signals any browser, Google bot, or security scanner would see.

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HTTPS & Redirect
Live curl check — does it serve securely, does HTTP redirect to HTTPS, what's the final URL after all redirects?
Load Time
Measured in seconds via curl with redirect-following. Benchmarked against Google's Core Web Vitals thresholds (2.5s / 4.0s).
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Mobile Viewport
Presence of the meta viewport tag — the minimum signal that a site is built for mobile visitors.
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Title & Meta Description
Presence, length, and quality of the page title (ideally 30–60 characters) and meta description (120–160 characters).
📊
H1 & Content Density
H1 heading count, word count of readable copy. Thin pages (under 200 words) miss Google's topical signals entirely.
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Schema.org / Structured Data
JSON-LD or microdata presence — required for rich results (star ratings, hours, FAQs) in Google search.
🖼
Image Alt Coverage
Percentage of img tags that carry meaningful alt text — signals both accessibility compliance and image SEO quality.
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Open Graph / Social Cards
Presence of og:title, og:image, og:description — determines what appears when the page is shared on social media or messaging apps.
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Security Headers
HTTP response headers — HSTS, Content-Security-Policy, X-Frame-Options. Missing headers leave the site open to clickjacking and mixed-content attacks.
HTTP/2 & Compression
Whether the server uses HTTP/2 multiplexing and gzip/Brotli compression — two low-cost levers that meaningfully cut load time.
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Robots.txt & Sitemap
Whether the site has a robots.txt file and sitemap.xml — foundational crawlability signals that affect how quickly Google discovers new content.
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Platform & Staleness
Tech stack detection (WordPress / Wix / Squarespace / custom) plus copyright-year staleness — signals maintenance posture and migration difficulty.

Live Sample Report

This is a real audit.
Run July 6, 2026.

The report below was generated by running python3 ops/sniper_audit.py thecrossroadsdiner.com against the live site. Every number is real.

thecrossroadsdiner.com
Audited 2026-07-06 · HTTP 200 · Platform: WordPress · HTTP/2 enabled
56/100
Sniper Score
Underperforming — real gaps to exploit
What they do OK (10 wins)
Serves over HTTPS
Loads in 0.6s
Has a mobile viewport
Has a booking/ordering path
Phone number present
Has structured data / Schema.org
Good image alt coverage (100%)
HTTP/2 enabled
Has canonical URL tag
Has robots.txt and XML sitemap
Gaps found (8 findings)
mediumNo meta description
Google makes up a random snippet instead of the business's own pitch.
→ Boojee adds a compelling, keyword-rich meta description on every page.
mediumNo H1 heading
The primary SEO signal for what the page is about is missing entirely.
→ Boojee structures every page with a clear, keyword-first H1.
mediumMissing security headers
No HSTS, CSP, or X-Frame-Options — standard browser hardening is absent.
→ Boojee ships a full security-header policy on every deploy.
mediumLooks stale — copyright 2022
4 years out of date, signalling the digital presence may be inactive.
→ Boojee sites stay current automatically.
lowNo Open Graph / social card
Blank link preview when shared on social or iMessage.
→ Boojee adds full OG + Twitter card meta tags.
lowNo response compression
No gzip or Brotli — pages transfer larger than necessary on mobile.
→ Boojee enables Brotli on every CloudFront deployment.
lowWordPress detected
Bloat, plugin overhead, and the #1 hacked CMS platform.
→ Boojee deploys static sites on S3/CloudFront — zero plugin surface.
lowNo social media links
No links to Facebook, Instagram, or any social profiles.
→ Boojee links all active social profiles into the site.
Page weight51.8 KB
Word count603 words
H1 headings0
Image alt coverage100%
HTTP version2
robots.txtYes
sitemap.xmlYes
copyright year2022
Audit command used
python3 ops/sniper_audit.py thecrossroadsdiner.com

This audit reflects publicly-observable facts measured from the live homepage on 2026-07-06. No private systems were accessed; findings are the same signals any browser, Google crawler, or security scanner would observe. Boojee is not affiliated with The Crossroads Diner.

Reading the Score

What your competitor's
number actually means.

The Sniper Score is a 0–100 composite of real, measurable signals. Every point is earned by something observable — nothing estimated. Tap a band to see what's typically failing at that level and what it costs a business.

0 – 30 Critical — the site is working against the business
A score below 30 means foundational failures are stacked: the site may not serve HTTPS, load times are over 4 seconds, there is no mobile viewport, and Google has little reason to trust or rank it. Prospects who do find it will bounce immediately.
  • No HTTPS — browsers flag the site as "Not Secure"
  • Load time over 4s — Google's own threshold for "poor" experience
  • No mobile viewport meta tag — looks broken on every phone
  • No title or meta description — Google writes its own, usually poorly
  • No structured data — invisible to rich search results
31 – 55 Weak — meaningful gaps a competitor can exploit
This is the most common range for small business sites that were "set and forgotten." The basics exist but several high-impact signals are missing. This is where Boojee's kill sheet does the most damage — the score gap between their site and a Boojee-built alternative is immediately visible.
  • HTTPS present but HTTP redirect is missing — mixed signals for Google
  • No H1 heading — Google can't identify the primary topic of the page
  • Security headers absent — open to clickjacking, mixed content
  • No Open Graph tags — blank preview when shared in iMessage or Slack
  • Copyright year 2–5 years stale — signals an inactive digital presence
56 – 70 Developing — fixable gaps, most on low or medium severity
The sample audit above (thecrossroadsdiner.com, score 56) sits in this band. The site is competent on the basics but consistently misses the second layer — security posture, social metadata, and content signals. A Boojee-built replacement would score 90+ on the same audit.
  • HTTP/2 enabled but no gzip/Brotli — pages still transfer heavier than needed
  • Schema.org present but incomplete — rich results partially blocked
  • No social media links — discovery cut off from every social referral path
  • WordPress detected — plugin overhead, security exposure, slower updates
71 – 85 Solid — competitive but with specific exploitable gaps
A well-maintained site that hits most signals. The gaps that remain tend to be advanced: incomplete schema coverage, missing Twitter Card metadata, or a stale copyright year. The kill sheet still makes a case — a Boojee-built site wins on security headers, compression, and the AI front desk layer that no legacy site has.
  • May still lack HSTS or Content-Security-Policy headers
  • Image alt coverage often partial — accessibility and image-SEO gap
  • No AI assistant or lead capture — the human-availability gap is invisible in a score but visible to customers
86 – 100 Strong — hard to beat on technical basics alone
A score above 85 means the competitor has covered all the foundational signals. The Sniper package still has value — the kill sheet shifts the conversation from technical parity to what Boojee adds that their site structurally cannot: an AI front desk that answers instantly, a lead pipeline, and a delivery SOP no WordPress site can replicate. Technical scores are one dimension; the sales argument moves to capability.
  • Kill sheet pivots to AI layer, response time, and lead capture — not raw scores
  • Sniper Teardown Report is most useful as a prospect credibility signal ("we measured your competitor") rather than a gap list

Pricing

Two tiers,
one objective.

Every package is delivered within 48 hours. Boojee does the work — you send the link.

Sniper Audit
Teardown Report

A full audit of one competitor's domain — real signals, scored gaps, and prioritised recommendations, delivered as a structured JSON report with a human-readable findings summary.

$298/report
One-time, per competitor domain
  • 10+ real signals measured from the live site
  • Scored 0–100 with severity-ranked gaps
  • Each gap mapped to a Boojee fix
  • Actionable recommendations list
  • JSON + HTML report delivered within 48h
Request This Package

Get Your Package

Request a Sniper Workup

Give us your competitor's domain and we'll deliver a real audit + kill sheet within 48 hours. No tools to install, no access required on your end.

Boojee will review your request and reply within 24 hours with a confirmation and payment link. No payment required to submit. This form is approval-gated — we check every request before proceeding.

What's Live vs. What's Coming

Honest roadmap.

The audit engine is live and running real checks today. The AI-commercial layers are in development — we won't claim they're live until they are.

Live
Passive site audit

10+ real signals measured from any public domain via curl. Score, gaps, wins, recommendations.

Live
Structured JSON report

Machine-readable takeover report with severity-ranked findings and boojee_fix mappings.

Live
Kill sheet HTML

Side-by-side branded comparison page generated from the audit, deployable to boojee.estate/sniper/slug/.

Live
Lead capture + intake

Request form routes to Boojee for manual review — approval-gated before any work begins.

Roadmap
AI-generated replacement site

Auto-build a full replacement site for the prospect via the Boojee Web Builder. Requires gated builder API — in development.

Roadmap
Email pitch deck

A branded, email-ready HTML pitch summary of the kill sheet — shareable as a hosted link or embedded in an outreach email. Queued after kill-sheet stabilises.

Roadmap
Video walkthrough

AI-generated avatar video narrating the audit findings — gated on HeyGen API access and avatar setup.

Roadmap
Self-serve instant audit

Submit a domain and get a live audit result in <60 seconds without a request form — requires a serverless audit endpoint.

Get Started

Know exactly where
their illusion cracks.

A real audit of your competitor's site — delivered in 48 hours, grounded in publicly-observable facts, with every gap mapped to a fix.

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